I've been reading reviews on ChristianAnswers.net for my theological interpretation of a film. These people are insane. And not in the good way.

For example, you might think that Doctor Dolittle and Bean were harmless comedy films, fun for all the family and in no way designed to bring about the end of Christianity and throw the world into the deepest dark pits of immorality. But you'd be wrong. They are both "very offensive" according to this site.

As is Carpool. Yes, that's right. CARPOOL.

I weep for humanity.