Caroline (crystalcazzie) wrote,
Caroline
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Riiiight

My housemate gave me a lift in this morning and started teasing me about my girlfriend. I was, naturally, confused, since I am a sad unloved single who repels both men and women in equal and vast measures.

Apparently he thought Sarah and I were having sex, based on noises he heard from my room. I can think of absolutely nothing that we did that would have led to that conclusion during our night of beer, pizza, Trivial Pursuit and University Challenge. Oh yes, never let it be said that we students are not a wild lot.

Maybe he's just trying to wind me up. Maybe he's just crazy. Maybe he's just projecting his own wishful thinking.

But no more of that. I need my mind honed and ready for Science and Religion in half an hour. Then later on I have to talk about The Ruin. It's about Bath, you know.
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