First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
2. Sydney Bristow
3. Tara Maclay
4. Harm Rabb
5. Hermione Granger
6. Willow Rosenberg
8. Sarah Mackenzie
9. Ginny Weasley
10. Michael Vaughn
11. Jadzia Dax
12. Samantha Stephens
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Willow/Jadzia
Willow/Jadzia? Can’t say I have. Could be interesting, time travel would have to be involved of course. I can’t say they’d have anything in common, but they are both hot so…yeah.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Harm Rabb
Eh, not really. Although I suppose he has his moments.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Samantha Stephens/Sarah Mackenzie
Mac would wonder how the hell that happened, while Sam would be desperately trying to reverse whatever spell she cast that caused it.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Ginny Weasley
Ginny Sue? *shameless self-promotion*
Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sydney Bristow/Willow Rosenberg
Well, Sydney’s not gay and is far too in love with Vaughn for it to ever work. Willow might have a bit of a crush on her though.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Hermione/Ginny or Hermione/Vaughn
Hermione/Ginny of course. Apart from the obvious fact that they’re actually in the same fandom and they’re closer in age, Ginny isn’t completely hung up on Sydney Bristow. Plus they’d be so good together.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Rogue - Samantha/Sydney
She’d probably run out as quickly as possible then be torn between embarrassment at having seen that and jealousy that they can touch. Sydney would want to just continue going, but Sam would probably be far too flustered, say “oh my stars” and want to explain it all to Marie.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Tara Maclay/Michael Vaughn
CIA Agent Michael Vaughn, distraught after the death of his wife Sydney, goes to investigate reports of strange goings on in Sunnydale. There he meets shy young witch Tara Maclay, distraught after the death of her wife Willow, and weird things start happening.
I really should be more willing to split up my favourite pairings…
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Logan/Sarah Mackenzie
Hmm, Logan/Mac. I’m going to go with no. Actually, ye gods no! She wouldn’t approve of his fighting and drinking and he’d never trust someone who worked for the military. I don't think him stabbing her through the heart constitutes fluff but I might be wrong, it works pretty well for Marie.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Rogue/Samantha Stephens
The Magic of Touch.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Harm/Logan
Well, first I have to stop laughing at the idea of Logan needing to be deflowered. Then…no sorry, still laughing….um. I suppose Harm could take him out flying and they could crash and be taken hostage by weird creatures with special powers who will only let them go if they have sex. With Harm as the top.
Heh, deflowering Logan.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Rogue
I don’t think my friends list is really into fanfiction they way I am. But I don’t think Rogue is slashed much anyway.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Tara Maclay
Tara het? That’s just wrong.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Jadzia Dax
There is a sad lack of Jadzia fic, I have found. Maybe I’m just looking in the wrong place.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Sydney/Harm/Hermione
Sydney/Harm/Hermione. Interesting. Doubtful.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Michael Vaughn
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Harm Rabb
Is there a song called “Stop being an idiot and go get that pilot of yours”? No?
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Logan/Willow/Samantha
I’m not sure it would have any warnings, I don’t think I could put poor Sam into anything that would require one. Although if it contains Logan/Willow I might have to warn about het Willow.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Sydney Bristow/Michael Vaughn
Come on, it’s Sydney and Vaughn! She doesn’t need to say anything and he’ll do whatever she wants!
When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Hermione Granger
A while ago actually. Unless you count HBP. *hides*
What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Willow Rosenberg
She’s a dominatrix.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Jadzia Dax/Ginny Weasley
I doubt it. Absolutely nothing in common.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Tara Maclay/Rogue
Ooh, difficult. They’re both such subs. I suppose Tara, since she’d have more experience.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Logan and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Ginny suddenly runs off with Harm. Logan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jadzia and a brief unhappy affair with Samantha, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Tara.
I think this fic would be called “What the fuck? The Multi-fandom/time/universe remix”
Although it is interesting how many witches Logan is involved with. Hmm. Is this a fetish we don't know about? Maybe Marie should get herself a pentacle...
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Rogue/Sarah Mackenzie