I was about to come on LJ and triumphantly announce that I have finally mastered the art of buttering bread without ripping it to pieces. Alas, I spoke too soon. So now I shall watch my Prisoner of Azkaban DVD in commiseration. I bet Sirius feels my pain, all that time in prison and on the run, he can't be very good at it either. Though I bet Harry butters his bread perfectly. Git.