Go to your itunes/ipod library and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Daughter of Darkness. Right, nice to see you think so highly of me.
Will I have a happy life?
Somewhere Down the Road. Well, something to look forward to.
What do my friends really think of me?
Jerusalem. Don’t really get that one.
Do people secretly lust after me?
If I Am. Or that one.
How can I make myself happy?
Happy To Be So. But I am kinda amazed how perfectly some of these fit.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Why Should I Cry For You. Is this a bdsm reference?
What should I do with my life?
An Innocent Man. *giggles childishly* I should do an innocent man.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Hello, Goodbye. Hmm, makes sense.
What does my significant other think of me?
Santiago. My non-existent significant other thinks I’m the capital of Chile. Ok then.
Will I ever have children?
Sleep To Dream. Is that a no?
Will I die happy?
Dear God. So many ways to interpret this one…
Can you give me some advice?
Wonder. Good advice.
What do you think happiness is?
My Vietnam. Uh, iTunes? I’m not sure you understand what Vietnam was… Up until now I was very impressed.