I have a yellow plastic lei.

Why do I have a yellow plastic lei you ask? That's a good question, and I will tell you. I have a yellow plastic lei because I have been at a South Pacific themed anniversary party. Probably would have been very appropriate a few days ago when the sun was shining and temperatures were trying to melt us all, but tonight was really just cloudy and kinda cold.

There was a hot tub though, but I did not try it.