The recent high temperatures that are currently threatening to melt me also make me wish for shorter hair, but that must not happen. Do you understand me? Do NOT let me cut my hair. I don't care how hot it is, if I even begin to mention considering having it cut you must stop me. Comment, email, blunt all the hairdressing scissors in the land...whatever you have to do.
I know the weather in Britain is...less than consistent and it may well turn cold again within the week but this applies all through summer. If I boil to death in August I will be doing so with my hair at my waist.
Thank you in advance.