David, just a friendly note to tell you that it's not good to laugh hysterically at someone as though they were the funniest thing you've ever seen. Firstly because it's rude, and may hurt my feelings. Secondly, and more importantly, because you are DRIVING THE FUCKING CAR! I really don't want to crash and die because you cannot control your giggle fit about how funny I looked last night.

And in case anyone was wondering, the explanation for said giggle fit was that I'm normally so uptight but last night I was relaxed so I must have been really drunk. Right. I'm not sure getting into a car with this man is such a great idea.

In other news, the bookshelves are still laughing at me. I'm meeting up with the others later today to discuss our presentation and I have nothing but a very basic idea of what I'm supposed to be talking about.

I say again, people should be banned from taking books out the library.