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*Pulls out sporks...of DOOM*

I am declaring war on Christianity.

You heard me.

It's it or me. One of us is going to destroy the other at this rate. I do recognise that a two thousand year old religion has a slight advantage over me and this will most likely result in my bloody defeat and death but I feel that's a chance I have to take.

Earlier I decided I was going to kill Paul. Then I remembered he was already dead, which does put a bit of a damper on that plan. I also got to read about the wonderfully compassionate St Augustine who argued that yes, unbaptised babies were doomed to eternal damnation in hell but they wouldn't suffer quite as much as adults who'd actually sinned. How nice of him.

Today was for making notes. Tomorrow is for writing the actual essay. (Tonight is for drinking so much that I stop caring about it.)

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jenithegreat
Dec. 30th, 2004 01:40 pm (UTC)
Ah, kill it. Or get so drunk you just dont care. And wave your arms in the air like you just don't care. Woo Woo! *waves arms* Sorry.



crystalcazzie
Dec. 31st, 2004 10:15 am (UTC)
Heh, dork.

*joins in arm waving*
jenithegreat
Dec. 31st, 2004 12:57 pm (UTC)
Dork.

We're such dorks. Go us!
morti
Dec. 30th, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)
"If you can't beat them, join them." ;)
crystalcazzie
Dec. 31st, 2004 10:15 am (UTC)
Ooh, good plan. Do you think I could get Christianity to follow me? That would be cool.
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