In case you couldn't guess from that very cryptic title, it's my dad's birthday today. My mother got my brother and I something to give to him. (Dad's are notoriously difficult buy for. There are so many things Robert and I got him ourselves that have never even been looked at beyond their original opening!) But I don't know when we're going to give it to him since Robert and I are in opposite cycles of sleep. He went to bed and I got up!