I saw my doctor earlier and I asked for a prescription to last me through the holidays and since then I have managed to lose it. Wow, I'm stupid. Normally I'd have been paranoid about making sure it was in a safe place and there was no way it could fall out but it seems I've been getting careless in my old age.
So yes, I need a nice big dunces cap to staple to my head. Perhaps with neon flashing lights and a siren that goes "warning, idiot approaching."