Caroline (crystalcazzie) wrote,

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Harbouring Violent Fantasies

I'm going to kill him.

I'm going to hunt him down and kill him while he sleeps. And I know that won't be much of a hunt but what do you expect when I'm so useless?

Yes folks, this is about my housemate again. This time he has decided to call me "absolutely fucking useless." But he's not content with saying it once, oh no, he has to say it many times in various different voices. His favourite is shouting "absolutely fucking useless" up the stairs in a strong Australian accent.

Such a nice guy.

I just thought I'd tell you because I do expect to be visited in prison, or perhaps a home for the criminally insane if I have to suffer living with him much longer.
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