Oscar Dress Report:
Ones I Liked
You know, I really wouldn't have thought I'd like this, but something about the Native American Princess with white trainers look really works for her.
So floaty and pretty.
Dress explosion! But I like it.
Can't go wrong with a princess dress.
Those sleeves look so impractical but I still love it.
I wasn't sure about this at first, but the more I look at it the more I like the papercutting craft look of it.
Simple. Elegant. And it has pockets. What more could you want?
Ones I'm Not Sure About
The skirt's ok, but the ruffles at the top look very weird.
I assume she's going swimming later and that's why she's wearing giant arm bands.
Again the skirt is nice, but I cannot approve of a boob tube at the Oscars.
It almost looks good, but it's very boxy and feels like the wrong length somehow.
I genuinely cannot decide if I really like this dress or if I think it's a frumpy mess. I think the angle matters.
I feel like I like the dress itself, but the strap and belt look all wrong.
I like the butterfly shoulders. I'm not convinced by the rest of it though. It feels off somehow.
Ones I Didn't Like
This looks like beachwear. Metal beachwear, but still.
Lose the prolapse bow at the front and maybe I'll reconsider.
I like the cape idea. I hate the sheer trousers. If it actually was a (non-sheer) dress I think I'd probably like it.
You can't just wear a towel to the Oscars. Come on, Renee.
Not really a fan of the skirt. Or the giant fleecy cardigan.
It's so boring.
Why are these ab cut out dresses a thing and how can we make them stop?
And my Not a Dress of the night:
Leslie Odom, Jr
If you're going to the Oscars, why not go dressed as an Oscar? Didn't help him win though.