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Oscar Dress Report 2019

And now, my annual Oscars Dress Report:


Ones I Liked

Billy Porter

Billy Porter

This dress has to be one of the most fabulous things I've ever seen.

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Constance Wu

Constance Wu

I nearly put this into Not Sure cos it's a bit flimsy, but she makes it look so good.

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Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren

Looking lovely in pink.

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Laura Dern

Laura Dern

I wasn't sure about this when I first saw her, but I actually really like it.

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Leticia Wright

Leticia Wright

This could have been boring, but I love the pattern and the way it fits her.

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Laura Harrier

Laura Harrier

I wasn't sure about this at first, but it's really pretty and I like it.

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Marina de Travira

Marina de Travira

I wish the top was a bit more substantial cos it feels slightly unbalanced, but that's very picky and it's a lovely dress otherwise.

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Michelle Yeoh

Michelle Yeoh

Such a pretty dress.

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Octavia Spencer

Octavia Spencer

I can always rely on Octavia to look gorgeous and this year is no exception.

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Tiny Fey

Tina Fey

Simple and elegant. I like it.

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Yalitza Aparicio

Yalitza Aparicio

I always love a good princess dress and she looks beautiful in this one.

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Ones I'm Not Sure About

Amy Adams

Amy Adams

It's not terrible, but it's not great either.

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Brie Larson

Brie Larson

The metallic look is hard to pull off, and the shape is a bit boring.

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Charlize Theron

Charlize Theron

Meh.

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Danai Gurira

Danai Gurira

I quite like it, but it does almost look like she's wrapped a quilt around herself and tied it at the waist.

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Emilia Clarke

Emilia Clarke

I really don't like the top and this very nearly went into the Don't Like section, but she just about manages to pull it off.

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Emma Stone

Emma Stone

I want to take a little tiny hammer and break this dress apart cos it looks like a slab of toffee brittle.

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Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson

I can't love this dress, but the giant frill isn't as bad as it could have been.

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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

This could be so good if only it didn't have those weird hips.

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Regina King

Regina King

I mean, it's not bad, but I feel like when you're an Oscar nominee you should do more than wrap a sheet around yourself.

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Tessa Thompson

Tessa Thompson

I kinda liked this when I just saw the top, then I hated it when I saw the whole thing. Then I thought that maybe it's not quite that bad.

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Ones I Didn't Like

Allison Janney

Allison Janney

It's a lop-sided apron over a velvet tube and I do not approve.

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Amandla Stenberg

Amandla Stenberg

I'm pretty sure my grandmother had a lamp that looked like this.

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Angela Bassett

Angela Bassett

Apparently the giant shoulder bow is trendy now. I hate it.

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Gemma Chan

Gemma Chan

I know the Oscars go on late but that's no excuse to come wrapped in your duvet.

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Glenn Close

Glenn Close

Or your curtains.

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Kacey Musgraves

Kacey Musgraves

I call this the Pink Monstrosity.

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Linda Cardellini

Linda Cardellini

I mean, is this even a dress? Is she competing with Kacey Musgraves for the Pink Monstrosity title?

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Maya Rudolph

Maya Rudolph

I don't think this woman should be allowed to dress herself any more.

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Melissa McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy

So boring. So bad.

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Olivia Colman

Olivia Colman

It's so drab and weird.

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Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah

Bin bags are not Oscar dresses.

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Rachel Weisz

Rachel Weisz

What even is this? She's just missing Lady Gaga's weird red gloves from 2015.

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Sarah Paulson

Sarah Paulson

I didn't think this was too terrible until I saw the middle.

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And finally my


Not a Dress

Richard E Grant

Has to go to Richard E Grant. Partly for his funky red jacket and partly for his infectious joy and enthusiasm for this whole thing.

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