Caroline: 47 (14/24)
Paul: 25 (9/24)
Random Number Generator: 12 (3/24)
WOOT! COCKTAIL, HERE I COME!
I successfully managed to predict Best Picture, Best Director, and all the acting awards. I should have bet money on this thing!
And, now, on to the dress report:
Ones I Liked:
I like it. I think it really suits her.
People have been putting her in Worst Dressed lists and I don't understand. I think this dress is gorgeous.
Simple. Elegant. And it looks so good on her.
I wasn't sure about this one at first, but now I see it properly I really like it.
This is so pretty and I think she looks amazing.
Another one I love. I'm a big fan of the princess dress.
I wasn't going to include her in my list, but I just couldn't resist. I like it so much.
I can't believe I almost forgot this one. I only saw it on Tumblr and not on TV, but I love it. She looks stunning.
Ones I'm Not Sure About:
The dress itself is quite pretty, but I could really do without that weird knot on her shoulder.
It looked ok from the front. Less so from the back.
I really like this dress from the waist up. I do not like the slit in the middle of the skirt.
I do like how it looks like she's draped herself in pearls, but other than that this dress is so dull.
Based on what I saw last night, you were going to go in my Dresses I Like section. Based on this picture, you are not.
Not as terrible as it first appeared, but I still don't like it. The top is nice but the rest is so unflattering.
Chloe Grace Moretz
I want to love a dress with pockets, but this one looks like it was made from old curtains. And she does herself no favours by having her hands like that the whole time. I wonder if she thinks she's giving it shape when actually it just looks frumpy.
I love the skirt of this dress, but the top is just a deal breaker.
I quite like it and I think it suits her really well, but I can't get over the fact that it looks like plastic.
I am surprised by how much I don't hate this dress. Yes, the gloves are ridiculous and have to go, but other than that it's not too bad.
This dress is so close to being in the Don't Like category, but I really like the colour and she's pulling it off fairly well despite the terrible fish tail.
Ones I Don't Like:
It's so boring. And the strapless side does not look good at all.
I'm not even sure what to say about this dress. Is is made of leftover metal studs?
Ok, from this angle it doesn't look too bad, but the boob strap is weird. And I'm not sure why she's decided to come dressed as a wall.
I'm not sure what's worse, the horrible dress itself or the ridiculous flower thing on the shoulder.
It looks like the drab outer dress is supposed to be pulled away to reveal a sparkly new number underneath but she's stopped halfway through and the result is not good.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I love you, Emma Stone, and I really did not want to do this, but the fact remains that that dress looks like someone threw up all over you. I just can't see it any other way.
And, finally, I always post my favourite Not A Dress and this year it's
David Oyelowo and Eddie Redmayne. Looking very dapper in their red and blue suits. I approve!