So that’s the end of twenty nine
I’m going to need a lot of wine
I still say that there is no way
I turned thirty years old today
Because seriously, oh my god, how can I be thirty? I can't be thirty! There's just no way. Thirty year olds are responsible adults and proper grown ups and I am none of these things. I don't understand. Who said I could be thirty? It must be a clerical error. Someone fix this quickly!