Film Editing: Argo. Points for Paul and the Random Number Generator.
Adele is singing. She's so good.
Colin Salmon says he likes Adele because "no vocal gymnastics, just a beautiful voice." YES. I hate vocal gymnastics so much.
And now we have Nicole Kidman introducing the final three Best Picture nominees. I've not seen any of these either, but I really do want to see Silver Linings Playbook.
Daniel Radcliffe and Kristen Stewart have just come out. I think Kristen is either drunk or stoned. Possibly both.
Production Design: Lincoln. No points for anyone here.
Hey George Clooney. I know someone on Tumblr who'll be going crazy right about now. Oh, he's doing the In Memoriam section. Time to be sad.
Huh. I was expecting more.
Yay, Chicago cast! It's been ten years since that won? Seriously? Actually yeah, that sounds right. I would have been at uni. I feel old.
Original Score: Life of Pi. Well done, Paul.
Original Song: Skyfall. Excellent speech, Adele! And points all round, including for the Random Number Generator this time.
Dustin Hoffman and Charlize Theron are here to present some writing awards. I wish they'd be a bit quicker about it, I'm really flagging here.
Adapted Screenplay: Argo. No points for us.
Original Screenplay: Django Unchained. Paul is rapidly catching up with me.
Everyone in the studio thinks Ang Lee is going to win best director.
Best Director: Ang Lee, Life of Pi. Congratulations studio.
You keep making jokes about this show being long but you don't do anything about it Seth MacFarlane why do you taunt me in this way I just want to go to bed oh god I need sleep but I've made it this far and I'm going to see it through to the end dammit despite what it's doing to my sanity and my use of punctuation.
Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence. I'm so happy. I love you, Jennifer Lawrence!
They're going through the Best Actor nominees and Hugh Jackman just waved at the camera and I love him so much.
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis. I love how Meryl Streep read that. Not even the slightest pause, just "and the Oscar goes to Daniel Day-Lewis."
Oh just get on with it and present the award. Oh, Michelle Obama is going to present it is she? No, she's introducing it. Oh god, this is going to take forever. And now she's presenting it.
Best Picture: Argo.
Does this mean I can sleep now? Oh thank god. I shall be back tomorrow, or later today rather, to add up the scores but at first glance I think Paul has won by one point, which pisses me off so much after I started so well!