Congratulations, America. I knew you could do it.

I want to say more but I am so tired. And I didn't even stay up very long last night. I gave into my need for sleep some time before 2am, but then sleep wouldn't come and I just laid awake in bed for hours worrying excessively about ridiculous (non-election) things and being punished by my uterus for my failure to provide it with a baby.

Such fun.