And here we are again, election day in the US. I am drinking a Manhattan cocktail to celebrate.

Four years ago I managed to stay up until 4am and see Obama declared the winner. I'm not sure how long I'll manage to stay up this year but I'll give it a shot. I don't actually need to be awake at work tomorrow, right? Although if Romney wins I might be too depressed to get out of bed anyway.

Seriously America, I do not understand how that man has even the remotest chance of becoming president. He's just so vile.