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Milky the Demon

I think there's a toy conspiracy. Some kind of Order of the Possessed Playthings, devoted to infiltrating the minds and souls of children everywhere. I say this because Milky the Bunny is quite clearly demonic yet nobody else seems to realise this. Clearly the influence of the OofPP reaches far and wide. I fear it may attempt to silence me as well, but I am willing to take that risk because the truth must be told.

We sell Milky the Bunny where I work and there is one in our stockroom. That is where I first noticed how really fucking creepy it is and where I first realised that it radiated pure evil.

So I went online to see what other people were saying about this obviously demonic toy, only to discover that it was being lauded as the must-have toy for girls this Christmas, that Milky is adorable and cuddly and lovable. No one had a bad word to say about it.

Apparently no one else can see that Milky is a soul-sucking demon.



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Just look at that picture and tell me that that bunny is not biding its time, waiting until the child is sleeping so it can make its move and suck out her soul.



I fear that it may already be too late. But when the OofPP uses armies of soulless children to attack us all soon after Christmas, don't say I didn't warn you.

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xmaidelx
Aug. 28th, 2011 06:23 pm (UTC)
Self esteem is for everybody.

Self esteem is for everyone.
crystalcazzie
Aug. 31st, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
Good to know.
tyasante
Aug. 28th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
Holy crap, that's terrifying!
crystalcazzie
Aug. 31st, 2011 05:36 pm (UTC)
I KNOW, RIGHT? Why does no one else seem to see this?!
zero_bug
Aug. 29th, 2011 01:26 am (UTC)
Chomp chomp!
crystalcazzie
Aug. 31st, 2011 05:37 pm (UTC)
That's the sound he makes when you feed him a carrot. Or your fingers. Or your brain. 0_0
rachg82
Aug. 29th, 2011 01:27 am (UTC)
Um, IT HAS RED EYES.
xmakina
Aug. 29th, 2011 05:57 am (UTC)
Most white bunnies do. But no-where near as hate filled and vengeful. Seriously. That's "a feed me one more carrot and I'll murder your whole family in front of you" face.
crystalcazzie
Aug. 31st, 2011 05:41 pm (UTC)
It is. It really, really is!
crystalcazzie
Aug. 31st, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
RED AND PURPLE EYES! You can't see it in that picture but there's a purple stripe behind the red!
pookatimes
Aug. 29th, 2011 03:17 pm (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
crystalcazzie
Aug. 31st, 2011 05:42 pm (UTC)
This really is the only correct response when faced with Milky.
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