Watching University Challenge while cooking on a Monday evening is a tradition for me. It's something I look forward to every week. It is an important part of my life.
So it is for this reason that I am forced to announce that from this moment on, golf is my sworn enemy. Wherever it goes, whatever it does, I shall be hating it. And one day, when it least suspects it, I shall bring down the fiery vengeance of a thousand suns upon its head.
You're not just on the list, golf. You are the list.
That is all.