Apparently Mr Bloom has fond memories of the duck pond on campus. I do too, Orli. I feel we have connected over this, and as I was in Keynes I also feel connected to the duck pond in a way that people from the other colleges can't understand. They didn't get the joy of realising that all an intruder has to do is find a way to get across the pond and then there are no barriers between them and our individual room doors.
I think we should get together some time and have a chat about good old UKC. Alan Davies can come too. :)