Caroline (crystalcazzie) wrote,
Caroline
crystalcazzie
  • Mood: uncomfortable

A Letter

Dear diaphragm,

I'm sorry. It's Friday evening and I wanted to enjoy some beer on the patio out in the sunshine. I see now that this decision has angered you and I would like to assure you that that was never my intention.

Please accept my heartfelt apologies and stop with the hiccuping. It is really quite unpleasant.

Regards,
Caroline
Tags: drinking, my stupid body
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