KRISTEN STEWART YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST PRESENTERS I HAVE EVER SEEN! TAYLOR, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. I LIKE YOU.
OMG MORGAN FREEMAN YOUR AWESOMENESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS! YOU'RE IN THE AUDIENCE YET YOU'RE ALSO NARRATING THAT CLIP! THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD. TRUE STORY.
That's a very pretty dress blonde lady who I'm not sure who you are talking about the Sci-Tech awards that no one cares about so all we get is a five second pan across the winners.
Cinematography. Harry Potter's only nomination, not that I expect it to win of course. Avatar won, which was not my prediction.
Hmm, Demi Moore's dress doesn't look as bad full on. Still not great, but not as terrible as I first thought.
Ah, in Memoriam. This is going to be a long one. Patrick Swayze, Jean Simmons, David Carradine, Dom DeLuise, Ron Silver, Brittany Murphy, Michael Jackson, Natasha Richardson, Karl Malden and all the rest. I'd forgotten some of them had died last year!
J-Lo's dress has exploded and is coming out everywhere.
People are... dancing on stage. Is it supposed to mean something? Oh, is this the Adam Shankman thing? Emma did say something about him being a producer this year.
It woke up Drunk George apparently.
Original Score - Up. My prediction.
Visual Effects - If Avatar doesn't win this then I have no idea what's going on. But it's ok, Avatar wins.
Drunk George is bobbing his head. WHY DRUNK GEORGE, WHY?