LOL, DRUNK CLOONEY IS ON STAGE LOOKING SO VERY DRUNK.
OMG IT'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS! HE'S SINGING! I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO REACH THE STANDARDS OF LAST YEAR'S EPIC OPENING NUMBER BUT IT'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS! SINGING! THIS IS GLORIOUS! I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS!
Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are arriving from the ceiling in a giant bubble. Paul says he wants to do that.
The opening jokes are pretty funny. Although that 'spoilers' comment fell entirely flat. I like Drunk George's 'Don't mess with me' look though. And that's his new official name now, Drunk George.
Taylor Lautner is there! Maybe that's who they were screaming for earlier. He is from "that Twilight film"
Drunk George's bitchface is awesome.
Penelope Cruz's dress is quite nice.
Ooh, Best Supporting Actor. Christoph Waltz. I am in no way shape or form surprised. (I say things like that as though I'm actually in a position to judge. Really I've just done a lot of research about who other people think will win!)
The camera just panned over the audience and they all look so miserable. That's not good.