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And we're back with Ryan Reynolds. Paul has pointed out that his bow tie isn't straight but other than that there's not much we can say. It's hard to judge male outfits cos they're all pretty much the same.

James Cameron's wife's arms are horrific. I like the way his touch of blue matches her dress though.

Angela is now talking to a man with a beard. I don't know who he is. Oh, he's Tom Ford. Thank you helpful caption!

Ok this is really annoying, they keep showing snippets of dresses but not enough to make proper judgements or see who's wearing them.

Angela is now talking to Mo'Nique. Her dress is very blue. Paul does not approve of the crinkly nature of it.

Ah, Sigourney Weaver. I like your dress. Paul disapproves of the brooch but I don't think it's too bad.

Quentin Tarantino looks weird but that's hardly unusual.

They just briefly showed Sandra Bullock and she looked very nice. Hopefully they'll have more of her later, she is nominated for a big award after all.

THAT MAN HAS A SHINY GREEN BOW TIE! AH, IT'S NICK PARK, THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! FINALLY A MAN WHOSE OUTFIT IS NOT BORING! OMG HE MADE IT HIMSELF OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER! ILU NICK PARK!

Carey Mulligan is looking very nice in her weird scissor encrusted dress. I like it. She too has giant earrings, although hers are much nicer than Mariah Carey's.

There is a woman in blue in the background who looks so lost and confused.

Angela is talking to more men who are all dressed the same. So boring.

I hear a scream, clearly someone famous has arrived. Ah, Morgan Freeman. Understandable.

Hey, Sandra Bullock! I really wish they would actually show the dresses but all we're getting is the top parts. Still, her top part looks very nice.

WTF is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing?

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after_thought16
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:17 am (UTC)
I can't believe she missed Morgan freeman...
crystalcazzie
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:24 am (UTC)
But it's far more important that she tell us how great it is for her to be there!
after_thought16
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
It's glorious!
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:19 am (UTC)
SJP's eyes will haunt my nightmares tonight. D:
crystalcazzie
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:25 am (UTC)
They're coming to get you!
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:26 am (UTC)
[insert high pitched girly scream here]
crystalcazzie
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:28 am (UTC)
Oh god, now I'm actually imagining her disembodied eyes chasing you down while you scream in an appropriately old-school helpless female way.

It's ever so slightly terrifying.
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
That's the most frightening thing I've ever read on Livejournal. And that includes the TMI "I found a week old spaghetti noodle in my pubes/That's not spaghetti that's a worm" post.
crystalcazzie
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:33 am (UTC)
I keep seeing people talk about that post but I refuse to read it because... well.... ew.
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:38 am (UTC)
Good choice!
after_thought16
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:19 am (UTC)
And SJP still looks like a stretched hobbit with a foot for a face... Not glorious at all...
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:23 am (UTC)
A foot with little wrinkly soot smudges for eyes. D:
after_thought16
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:26 am (UTC)
She really should come with a health warning...
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:27 am (UTC)
For some reason I thought she was supposed to be attractive? (Clearly I don't keep up with celebrity gossip)
after_thought16
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:30 am (UTC)
I got that impression too... I can't believe tv has been lying to me :(
crystalcazzie
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:36 am (UTC)
SHE LOOKED NICE LAST YEAR! HONESTLY SHE DID!
zero_bug
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
George Clooney (sp?) sounds drunk.
crystalcazzie
Mar. 8th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
We haven't seen him yet but now I really want to! Get on it, Angela!
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