Caroline (crystalcazzie) wrote,
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The Dresses

Pictures are now up, so I shall recap my opinions of the Oscar dresses with the help of visual aids.


Ones I Liked:

Sarah Jessica Parker:

Sarah Jessica Parker

I really do like the skirt. The belt has grown on me. Her breasts are not on the verge of attacking anyone in this picture.

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Penelope Cruz:

Penelope Cruz

You know, with something else at the top, this could almost be a wedding dress.

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Angelina Jolie:

Angelina Jolie

Very simple. Balances out the fact that she's Angelina Jolie.

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Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman

May have looked hideous on someone else but I think it suits her.

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Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway

Very pretty. And sparkly.

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Marion Cotillard

Actress Marion Cotillard arrives at the 81st Annual Academy Awar

I kinda love this dress, although I think it would look better if the outer layer went down further and covered more of the skirt.





Ones I'm Not Sure About:

Miley Cyrus:

Miley Cyrus

I think this could be a beautiful dress on the right person, but Miley just doesn't have the presence to pull it off and it simply overpowers her.;
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Freida Pinto

Freida Pinto

It's quite a nice dress but I think it's a bit too old for her.

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Amy Adams

Amy Adams

At first glance I liked it, but the more I look at it the more the thing at the front seems really stupid.

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Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet

I think I would like this dress a lot more if it didn't look like two different ones stuck together.

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Taraji P Henson

Taraji P Henson

I'm sorry, Taraji, I love you and I think you look beautiful from the waist up, but I also think you look like some kids have tried to turn you into an Egyptian mummy.




Ones I Didn't Like

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

Just... what?

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Melissa Leo

Melissa Leo

It could be really nice. It is not.

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Sophia Loren

Sophia Loren

I told you she terrified me.

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Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried

Just say no to giant bows stuck to your waist. The tortilla wrap skirt bothers me as well.

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Melissa George

Melissa George

I know I have a personal dislike of Melissa George anyway, but this dress is still completely ridiculous.

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Beyoncé

Beyonce

This dress is even more ridiculous

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Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel

I repeat my words from last night, WTF are you wearing?

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Marisa Tomei

Marisa Tomei

This is the one where the more I saw, the less I liked.

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Tilda Swinton

Tilda Swinton

Tilda always has a very unique style and I respect that. This is still hideous though.

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Queen Latifah

Actress Queen Latifah arrives at the 81st Annual Academy Awards

That looks painful.

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Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep

I assume this is her "I'm not going to win, so I'll just throw on anything" dress.

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And while I know he didn't wear a dress, I feel I must mention Edward Robert Pattinson.


Robert Pattinson

Just look how happy he is to be there. And all the effort he has put into his appearance. We love you Edward! Sparkle for us!

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