Robert: You said it would be cliche if it happened on Dark Angel but it just happened there!
Me: No, it didn't!
Mum: What's this? Do you need me to support you? I'll side with you against that nasty Dark Angel. It doesn't have Vaughn in it.
Robert: Caroline said if Lydecker turned out to be Max's father it would be cliche, but he [Sloane]'s Sydney's father.
Me: No he's not! Just because he said it doesn't mean it's true!
Mum: I'm in love with Vaughn. I'm really 20.
Me and Robert: Er, ok.
Possibly disturbing in that that would make my mother my age and the whole issue of my birth rather...weird. But she does have good taste, I love Vaughn too. (But not as much as I love Jeni, of course.)