Well, not really. And how cruel would that be? Can you imagine what it would be like for the child to have to spell their full name? All their classmates would be feeling so proud that they can spell theirs while poor little Procrastination would probably be pretending she didn't have a middle name. But bright side, she would most likely learn to spell it before her peers so she'd be able to impress the teachers when she moved into their classes by telling them that she can spell a really long word.
Do you remember back at school when you first discovered the "Supercalifragilisticexpaliadocious is a really long word. How do you spell it?" trick question. Ah, how clever we all thought we were.
See? Do you see what I can do when I need to be doing something else! It's a gift. A useless and rather detrimental gift but a gift nonetheless.
I need to work on part 1. I need to write it and then go over all three to edit them cos they're probably actually really bad.
Ooh, the new Harry Potter film is out today! Yay! Hopefully I'll get to go see it soon. Might have to wait a while as everyone's ill. Dad was ill a couple of days ago, Mum's currently gone back to bed and I was coughing last night and my throat hurts.
This house is a house of germs.
I really should get back to writing. Um, how about a giant clown trying to destroy the city? That could work. And it could get made into a film and set in New York cos all disaster movies seem to end up set in an American city. Maybe people like seeing the Statue of Liberty decapitated. Heh, sorry, I watched Deep Impact a couple of days ago. *clunk*
Wow, what a tangent.