Dear Friends, Family and Anyone Else Who May Be Reading This,

I know you mean well. I do. But if one more person says "It's good interview experience" or any variations thereof, I will personally beat them round the head with the biggest book within my reach.

Thank you for your kind co-operation in this matter.

Me

PS This is not aimed at any one person, but rather at the fact that I have been told the same thing about five hundred times by now...