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Dress Report

Well, wasn't last night fun? I'm still alive although very tired and my head is killing me.

Comparing it to last year I'd say the night itself was a lot more fun because this time I had Paul and Zero and champagne, but the ceremony itself wasn't as good. As awesome as Neil Patrick Harris was, his song didn't come anywhere near the epic awesomeness of Hugh Jackman's opening number. And I thought Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin should have had more to do.

Anyway, on to the dresses:


Ones I liked:

Amanda Seyfried.

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She looks like a pretty, pretty princess.

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Anna Kendrick

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If I saw the dress by itself I'd probably hate it but it looks really good on her.

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Cameron Diaz

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On the other hand, I love this dress to pieces but I'm still not sure it suits Cameron.

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Carey Mulligan

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I think this may be my favourite dress of the night. It's a big glamorous mullet with little scissors and forks and whatnot sewn onto it and it looks absolutely gorgeous!

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Kathryn Bigelow

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Simple and elegant. I like it.

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Helen Mirren

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Very sophisticated.

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Queen Latifah

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Very pretty.

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Gabourey Sidibe

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I think this dress looks amazing. It really suits her size and the silver leaf touches accent it perfectly.

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Ones I'm Not Sure About:

Demi Moore

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It's not that bad but it's not good either.

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Elizabeth Banks

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Similar to Demi's. I put this dress in this section because I really liked it when she was presenting but from this angle it just looks ridiculous.

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Kristen Stewart

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Maybe I'm biased because of who's in the dress but I don't think it really works for her.

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Mariah Carey

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I wouldn't say it's a bad dress but it's not what I'd call an Oscar dress.

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Meryl Streep

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Meryl playing it safe in a dress that looks a bit like a dressing gown.

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Miley Cyrus

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I quite like the skirt but the lingerie top is just weird. It needs more up there to balance it out. It's almost like she's half dressed and forgotten to put her top on.

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Mo'Nique

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Eh, not bad. Not great either.

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Penelope Cruz

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I like the basic idea but I think it's gone a bit overboard with the ruching.

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Rachel McAdams

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It's a nice style but I'm not sure about the material.

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Sandra Bullock

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The top is very pretty but I really don't like the skirt.

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Sigourney Weaver

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I kinda like it. I liked it when I first saw it but there's just something about it that doesn't seem quite right.

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Jennifer Lopez

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I stand by my original comment. Her dress has exploded and is trying to escape.

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Ones I Don't Like:

Charlize Theron

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"Look! Look here! These are where my breasts go!"

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Diane Kruger

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I don't know what made anyone think this was a good look.

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Kate Winslet

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The top doesn't match the skirt and the skirt is hideous anyway. It kinda looks like baggy trousers.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal

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It looks like something you'd wear at the beach on holiday.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Oh SJP, not only do you have terrifying eyes but your dress is horrible. It looks like you've wrapped a satin towel around your breasts and secured it with what appears to be a giant tiara.

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Tina Fey

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No. No, no, no, no, no. I want to fly over to America and slap Tina Fey for doing this to herself. It's hideous. Absolutely hideous.

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Zoe Saldana

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I'm not sure there are any words to do justice to this dress. Not only is the skirt made of a giant muppet but the very top part looks like it comes from a completely different outfit.

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Faith Hill

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I thought that Faith Hill looked good when I could only see her from the chest up. I now retract that statement.

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Vera Farmiga

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I don't know who this woman is but I had to include her because this dress is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.



And as with last year I feel I must give a mention to a certain man who was there:



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Nick Park and his hand-made green wrapping paper bow tie!

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zero_bug
Mar. 9th, 2010 01:29 am (UTC)
I like your best/worst the bestest out of everyone else's in the whole entire world. The bad ones are just so bad. And by bad I mean good. Because good is bad, and bad is good. I especially like Charlize Theron breasties. Teehee!

The blue girl behind Queen Latifah scares me a little bit.

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS SJP AAAAAAAAH.

Bonus: I don't remember having any nightmares about disembodied eyeballs chasing me!
crystalcazzie
Mar. 9th, 2010 07:34 pm (UTC)
Thank you. =D

What I particularly like about Charlize Theron is that it looks like someone has come up behind her and grabbed her breasts while wearing particularly pretty oven mitts. Or that it's a guide for people coming up behind her as to where they should put their hands.

I had not seen the girl behind Queen Latifah until you pointed her out! That is not a good look!

I'm pleased to hear about the lack of eyeball-related nightmares. Or that they were so terrifying that your subconscious blocked them out when you woke up.
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